Adventures in Diaper Changing

My daughter loves to play a very dirty joke on dad. Here's the scenario: Dad checks daughter's diaper. Upon finding it dirty, he decides to change the diaper. But his daughter is very squirmy. Dad cannot clean off her rear end because of her flailing legs. Using one hand, he holds her ankles up together and proceeds to wipe with the other hand. After passing a clean inspection, Dad then dries daughter off and puts on the anti rash cream. Now, with everything clean and ready for a new diaper, the daughter begins her mischief (the reader by now should see where this is going). In perfect shooting position (lying on back, legs up in the air at a right angle to rest of body), the little one lets the poop fly with all she's got. Needless to say, she's now dirty again, and father now has to clean off not only daughter, but the changing table as well. At least we know her excretory system is working up to par.